Released in 1985, Theatre of Pain, Mötley Crüe’s third album, is arguably marred by Vince Neil’s preceding arrest for drunk driving and the manslaughter of Hanoi Rocks’ drummer, Nicholas "Razzle" Dingley. While this tragic event almost saw Mötley Crüe come to an abrupt end, Theatre Of Pain was, ultimately, dedicated to Razzle’s memory and is a fitting tribute.
While the reception to Theatre of Pain has been primarily mixed amongst critics and fans, despite achieving higher sales than Mötley Crüe’s previous albums, time has been kind to Theatre of Pain. With a pop meets rock style and a healthy dose of glam influence, the album remains fresh and isn’t dated to the era; despite being representative of the time. Additionally, when you add the raw energy, polished production, and radio-friendly sound throughout, what you’re left with is a pop metal release that’s an essential listen for fans and newcomers alike.
Speaking of the overall sonic quality, while I’ve not been fortunate to hear a physical edition of this classic release, the lossless Apple Music stream is surprisingly well-mastered; particularly considering it’s not an Apple Digital Master. There’s no listening fatigue to be experienced and no standout issues that would limit one’s enjoyment of the record. The soundstage is clearly defined and envelops you in sound; regardless of how loud you’re listening to the record. The result of this well-balanced presentation is that it’s truly indicative of a Mötley Crüe performance and is thoroughly enjoyable from start to finish.
City Boy Blues opens the album with a hard rock blues number. Mick Mars provides a masterful gritty guitar riff while Vince Neil’s raspy vocal is laid perfectly alongside the solid percussive backing. The result is that City Boy Blues is a solid opener and serves as a fitting introduction to the album.
Smokin’ In The Boys Room is a solid interpretation of Brownsville Station's original song. Depending on your perspective, you may prefer the original to this interpretation, or vice versa. What is certain, however, is that Mötley Crue injected their trademark swagger and glam-metal styling into the song and made it their own.
Louder Than Hell is one of the heaviest songs on Theatre Of Pain and its driving riff, anthemic chorus, and overall style harks back to the band’s earlier sound. The high production quality certainly ensures the song is a standout, but when you consider the intensity of Mars’ searing guitar performance and Tommy Lee’s thunderous drumming, there’s little doubt as to why this is one of the greatest songs Mötley Crüe ever recorded.
Keep Your Eye On The Money flows seamlessly from Louder Than Hell, and while it’s a catchy number it’s lyrically campy. Yes, Mars’ guitar licks, once again, steal the show, as does Lee’s pounding drumming and Nikki Sixx’s rhythmically charged bass notes, but it isn’t a standout.
Home Sweet Home is amongst the greatest power ballads ever recorded and is quintessentially Mötley Crüe. While some may lament their beloved hard rockers showing their softer side, Home Sweet Home would, ultimately, break new ground and further influence other glam-metal acts to also record a power ballad. As a power ballad fan, all I can say is thank you Mötley Crüe.
Tonight (We Need A Lover) is a high-energy rocker with infectious hooks. Capturing the raw, and unapologetic attitude that defines Mötley Crüe, Tonight (We Need A Lover) is not only a great rock and roll tune, but it’s a pure glam-rock masterpiece.
Use It Or Lose It is a fast-paced and aggressive number with a touch of punk. It sees Lee’s relentless drumming and Mars’ incredible guitar licks take centre stage for what can only be considered a killer tune. While Mötley Crüe should always be listened to at ear-bleeding volumes, this is one song where it hits harder the louder you listen to it.
Save Our Souls is a dark and brooding number that’s perfectly suited to Mötley Crüe, but it’s the blues-based rock tuning that makes it truly exceptional and one of the most atmospheric recordings on the album.
Raise Your Hands To Rock is a fun anthem-infused rocker. While the lyrics are a little mundane, the track’s energy and sing-along chorus make it a fantastic addition to the album and is one of those songs that would be ideal in a live setting.
Fight For Your Rights closes the album on a defiant note. The gritty riffs and pounding rhythm create a sense of urgency, while Neil’s impassioned vocals deliver the message with conviction. It is, once again, Mars’ guitar solo that ensures this is a memorable number; one that will keep you coming back to the album time and time again.
Overall, Theatre of Pain is an incredible release in the storied career of Mötley Crüe and deserves a place in everyone’s music library. While it lacks the aggression of Shout At The Devil and the cohesion of what would come with Dr. Feelgood, to ignore this release would be shortsighted for the numerous highs far outweigh any lows.