Zipper Catches Skin is often regarded as one of the more experimental and unconventional albums in Alice Cooper's extensive discography. Released in 1982, this studio album represents a shift from Cooper's earlier hard rock sound as he further embraced new wave and post-punk influences. It’s also fair to say that it wouldn’t be an Alice Cooper album if it had been a carbon copy of his previous works for one constant aspect of his career, a key aspect to his longevity in the industry, is his ability to pivot and incorporate modern styles with his classic sound.  

To say that Zipper Catches Skin is a complete departure from the theatrical and shock rock elements, that defined Alice Cooper's earlier works, would be erroneous. Yes, this album has a stripped-down rawness to it but the whimsically edgy and lo-fi aesthetic perfectly suits Cooper’s style. In fact, if you’re a fan of the Alice Cooper band's early releases, Pretties For You and Easy Action, you’ll thoroughly enjoy this release as it takes cues from those albums but ups the production quality.  

Given the chosen musical style, one needs to adjust their expectations when listening to Zipper Catches Skin, for it is never going to be the greatest sounding record. While I’m fortunate to own the 2018 vinyl reissue, the difference between that edition and that heard on the lossless Apple Music stream is small and can be mainly attributed to the smoother (warm) sound of the vinyl format. As a result, I find the Apple Music stream, a CD facsimile, to be more than adequate and given the 32-minute runtime, it means that I don’t have to get up and flip the album after approximately 15 minutes. Yes, it’s a first-world problem, but streaming is so good these days that the vinyl counterpart has to offer an appreciable difference over the stream and in this case, the delta just isn't great enough to warrant the additional ritual.

What is, undoubtedly, more appealing regarding the vinyl reissue is the album's artwork. The minuscule cover art, via streaming, simply doesn’t present the album artwork adequately. You can barely see Alice Cooper’s name in red, at the top of the artwork, and the lyrics that are present on the album cover are unreadable on the small screen. You can’t even make out the album title located above the blood stain. While I’m a proponent of streaming music, some aspects simply can’t be replicated by modern technologies and will forever be lost to time. Album artwork is one such element that used to be essential and while I acknowledge that is no longer the case, for those of us who appreciate the intricate nature of album artwork, it’s these small details that allow the album to exist beyond the audible spectrum and become a trinket forever ensconced in our memories. 

Zorro's Ascent kicks off the album with an energetic and quirky vibe that sets the tone for the music that is to follow with catchy hooks and an experimental sense of mystique. 

Make That Money (Scrooge's Song) is a perfect satirical statement on greed and capitalism. The upbeat tempo and electronic elements contribute to its energetic and electronically synthesised atmosphere. More than that, however, it’s a killer tune and is one of the best songs from Zipper Catches Skin. I’d even go as far as saying that it is one of the best songs Alice Cooper has ever recorded and one that you’ve likely never heard before; that is unless you’re already familiar with this album.

I Am The Future leans into new wave influences on a song that is most certainly cemented in the 80s for that musical style is unmistakably associated with the era. As a solid album-only tune, I Am The Future is thoroughly enjoyable, but it is unlikely that you’ll feel compelled to seek it out, outside of the album’s linear structure. 

No Baloney Homosapiens is a fantastic tune. Everything from the elemental opening, to the driving rhythm, and Cooper’s vocal delivery ensures that once the chorus enters the mix, the wittiness of the lyrics is a highlight. That said, the sound effects throughout, particularly in the middle of the song, take away from the song itself. It’s a shame as the inclusion ultimately results in a distractive element in an otherwise exceptional tune. 

Adaptable (Anything For You) introduces a more melodic style to the album, with a memorable chorus attached to a pop-influenced sound. It’s a great tune! 

I Like Girls flows seamlessly from Adaptable (Anything For You), but it’s the bouncy rhythm that’s the highlight here as its catchy nature furthers the sense of fun that is the undercurrent of the entire album. What a great song!

Remarkably Insincere, as with I Like Girls, offers a seamless transition that is punk-inspired with straightforward instrumentation that will have you rocking along every time you play the album. 

Tag, You're It has a killer opening that is fast-paced with a rebellious energy. It is, however, the rhythmic drive that will reach into your soul and compel you to move involuntarily to the beat. That said, the only component that I find to be somewhat annoying is Cooper’s spoken word element. Yes, I get the intent to further explore Cooper’s psychotic personas, but I feel it would have been a stronger song sans those inclusions. 

I Better Be Good has a straightforward punk-rock feel; sometimes that is all that’s required for a song to be noteworthy. 

I'm Alive (That Was The Day My Dead Pet Returned To Save My Life) serves as a fitting conclusion to the album, leaving listeners with a sense of the unexpected. There are only a few musicians capable of recording such a tongue-in-cheek song that can also be taken seriously. Ultimately, it’s a killer tune and a fantastic closer that leaves you wanting more.

While Zipper Catches Skin was not as well-received as some of Alice Cooper's earlier albums, it has gained a cult following over the years, due to its experimental nature and departure from the artist's more traditional sound. Of course, Cooper’s addictions had an impact on this release but the unique and unconventional styling has long been a Cooper trademark that fans, such as you and I, thoroughly enjoy. Subsequently, Zipper Catches Skin is an unintended masterpiece that only gets better with age and the more frequently it is played.